All coverage through Jan 2, 2008
Oh my God! Obama isn't black enough! He can't get the black vote!
It's the WORST THING EVER! He's doomed!

Jan 3
Oh my God! Clinton lost Iowa!
It's the WORST THING EVER! She's doomed!

Jan. 8
Oh my God! Clinton cried!
It's the WORST THING EVER! She's doomed!

Jan. 9
Oh my God! Obama lost New Hampshire! And he's black!
It's the WORST THING EVER! He's doomed!

Feb. 21
Oh my God! McCain may have cheated on his wife with a lobbyist or something!
It's the WORST THING EVER! He's doomed!

Feb. 21
Oh my God! Clinton lost 11 primaries in a row!
It's the WORST THING EVER! She's doomed!

Feb. 25
Oh my God! Obama is a secret Muslim!
It's the WORST THING EVER! He's doomed!

Feb. 25
Oh my God! Clinton is the one who told us Obama is a secret Muslim! Voters hate dirty politics!
It's the WORST THING EVER! She's doomed!

March 5
Oh my God! Obama lost the Texas primary!
It's the WORST THING EVER! He's doomed!

March 6
Oh my God! Clinton lost the Texas caucus! And the total delegate count!
It's the WORST THING EVER! She's doomed!

March 13
Oh my God! Obama has a pastor who's black and speaks loudly into a microphone!
It's the WORST THING EVER! He's doomed!

March 13
Oh my God! McCain thinks Iran is in league with al Qaeda!
It's the WORST THING EVER! He's doomed!

March 18
Oh my God! Obama is too black now!
It's the WORST THING EVER! He's doomed!

March 19
Oh my God! Clinton embellished a trip to Bosnia!
It's the WORST THING EVER! She's doomed!

Right Now
Oh my God! It's only March and the actual election isn't until NOVEMBER!
It's the WORST THING EVER! We're doomed!




PS: Oh my God. The baby isn't here yet.

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